"Um ma'am, I have to ask you to not beat customers with books unless you already paid for them." Clerk at the store, as Dragonsama attacked another customer (who was, for you legal buffs, also a friend) with a book.
"You see, I dont' have to touch you. Its just one of the perks." Karasu, commenting on killing Kurama
"So tell me, whats it like to be living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei, to Kuwabara.
"The duck is good, the duck is wise." ~Stryder
"Would you like the duck with fries?" ~Trinakitten, in response *I got bapped for that! ~TK*
Seen on a license plate: EVIL COW
"Move thou aluminum BUTTS!" ~Stryder
"I thought a glitch in the Matrix gave you deja vu, not what the hell..." ~Stryder, commenting on Trina's not quite deja vu.
"If only we had stayed on that road... way ... back there..." ~Stryder
"Oh, my head!" ~Trina
"Oh, my bladder!" ~Stryder
"No more for me, thanks. I'm driving! *giggle*" ~Stryder, talking to fate as it tried to hand him his 100th shot of insanity
"You could tell I had said something they were not pleased about. I had gone and kicked the sacred cow, and the cow was mooing! And you know, sacred cows make the best hamburgers." ~Ed... erm... something, from church!
"Purple fuzzy fairys plaing ping-pong with the Cheshire Cat?" ~Taken from an old friends quote list. A tribute to the death of the inspiring quotes list that started this one!
"*twitch* I dont' want to break Victor, heaven knows what would come out and I hate to stain the carpet." ~Trina
"kinky virgins...dude...you can be like...a cherry tart..." ~Moryera Thorne
